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The Bin Murders

By Stevie Ronnie


A resident reports the victim was

found on Northumberland road, one face down,

the other three up.  Guts, I suspect, blown

into an innocent doorway because

neighbours indicate the last collection

never occurred.  Footprint on top left

edge combined with miscellaneous damage

suggests some human intervention.

This may well have been a passionate crime as

flower heads found in the vicinity

appear to have been torn by a drunken waste

recepticle.  It may be that a taste

for dirty sandwiches and cold tea

spilled onto the street as it often has.

Click to listen to Stevie Ronnie's The Bin Murders